22 7 / 2014

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

(via teenagah)

22 7 / 2014

reallymang:

you gotta tell me I look pretty while your dick is in my mouth

(via teenagah)

22 7 / 2014

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

(Source: tomlintum, via teenagah)

22 7 / 2014

thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

(via teenagah)

22 7 / 2014

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

(Source: suribot, via tea--gan)

27 6 / 2014

bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

(via bekanastacia)

11 6 / 2014

"Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you."

04 6 / 2014

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via venus-aur)

02 6 / 2014

"Your lips look like heaven, but your words are hell."

02 6 / 2014

lmaopost:

When a girl says “lol have fun” do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.

(via 50dropsofrain)